I’ve been avoiding watching too much primary coverage because, to be honest, they’re just fighting over who gets to be the biggest clown in the clown car, but given that this is SUPER FUCKIN’ AMAZING TUESDAY OH MY GOD THE DRAMA THE HEROISM THE SMELL OF BEN GAY, let’s have a van around 7 p.m. or so.
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You had me at Ben-Gay…
Smell the Mittholatum!
Gene’s kinda kinky, I’m sittin’ next to him in the crack van tonight! JoeJoeJoe is funny, he can sit on my other side. Now that I’m dated up for the ride, I’ll be along when my local OFA group is done! See ya!