Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Great White Fail edition – Vol 1

Surprise, surprise!

There’s just too much Freeper wail and fail for just one thread, so Ms. A has given me permission to do a two-parter, with the conclusion coming up Monday morning.

Without further ado, let’s get to the :

ELECTION DAY November 6, 2012 ***LIVE THREAD I***

FREE REPUBLIC!!!
| 11-6-12
| Free Republic

Posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 5:18:47 AM by RKBA Democrat

The polls are open on the east coast!!

From this morning’s election day prayer thread:

“Heavenly
Father may you forgive this nation and its people for the many awful
sins that we have commited against you. We do not deserve the wonderful
ways we have been blessed and please forgive us for our
indifference,neglect and complacency towards you. (snip)

May you smash every crooked deed

GOD SMASH!

as evil men and women try to hold
onto power
and may this be so convincing that everyone knows that your
hand is in this.

Kibitzer – could you please yank the power cord to the Irony Alarm? Thank yew.

Then we may bring the light of your Gospel to our
people who do not know you and to the nations of the world.

May
you block and undo every policy and piece of legislation they have
passed that is harmful to this nation.

God has veto power? Or just an unending and eternal filibuster?

May you make every policy they
make fail and may you turn the hearts of the multitudes against them.
May you thwart every evil deed they try to divide this nation with. May
you bring their own mischief upon them ten fold. May you punish those in
our government who are lawless traitors and enemies of the Constitution
by exposing them and deliver them into our hands for justice.

And this we humbly ask in Jesus name. AMEN!”

1
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 5:18:54 AM
by RKBA Democrat
Dumbass3

To: RKBA Democrat

I’m in although I probably won’t be able to load it after about 10 a.m. CDT.

2
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 5:21:03 AM
by Mercat
The good news for the Freeperati? The site stayed up and accessable all day and night.
The bad news for the Freeperati? The site stayed up and accessable all day and night.

To: HokieMom

Getting ready for this wonderful day; washing hair; singing in the shower—We’re going to wash that man right out of our hair…

25
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 5:37:37 AM
by YepYep
(We’ve just GOT to love Jesus enough to LISTEN to Him, and Do what He Says)
It’s like watching a skunk amble out onto a freeway.

To: CalvaryJohn
“… an astounding lack of Obama voters.”

Obama voters wake up around noon.

34
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 5:50:40 AM
by Enosh
(†)

To: Enosh

Yup once they have to drag themselves up to go pick up welfare or food stamps or the cops raid the house.

35
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 5:52:43 AM
by sunmars
Live by the stereotype – die by the stereotype.
Or as some lazy Chink once said:‘He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be captured by them.’

To: chessplayer

Britt Hume just said with a straight face that the electorate is
56% women and 44 % men. We may as well go to bed now. Men can’t overcome
the stupidity of so many stupid women.

30
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:08:45 PM
by jwalsh07
Asshole
.

To: RKBA Democrat

Gees! Listening to FNC it seems like OZero is having a good night
so far – but these are all based on exit polls and some early voting
nothing from today’s votes! I hope this does not turn into a bad dream!

38
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:11:25 PM
by Red_Devil 232
(VietVet – USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
NightmareOnGOPstreet
.

To: GQuagmire

Thanks for nothing, Christie. O’Reilly is saying obama gained far
more by Sandy than what he lost by Benghazi, and that if obama wins it
will be because of Sandy. O’Reilly has all but called the election for
obama.

45
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:13:09 PM
by chessplayer

To: comebacknewt

That Dam* O’Reilly said that if Mitt loses Ohio it is all over
for him and Obama wins. Now…great to say that…when so many in the
country haven’t voted yet where the polls are still open. O’Reilly makes
me sick.

47
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:13:33 PM
by CitizenM
(Obama – The architect of the decline of the U.S.)

To: StAnDeliver

O’Reilly is so effin stupid he thinks Hurricane Sandy will be
determinative. It is patently obvious that his reading of the exit polls
is that Obama is going to win.

48
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:13:42 PM
by jwalsh07
Bill O’Reilly – RINO!
.
Much more after the extended warranty.


.

To: Red Steel
Dick Morris ✔ @DickMorrisTweet #election2012 romney pulls ahead in Fla 51-49 with half in. Important!
58
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:16:41 PM
by AU72
That’s reassuring.

To: AU72

I’m with Morris…just wait for Florida

66
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:19:37 PM
by sissydi
(Trust in the Lord with ALL your heart…)
Actually, we’re still waiting for Florida – not that it makes any difference.

To: sissydi
Dick Morris ✔ @DickMorrisTweet #election2012 Fox news is saying that
the exit polls show a high minority turnout. but that is based on
weighting rather than real data
69
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:20:18 PM
by AU72
Still trying to cover his ass, I see. More on that particular bag of fail in Monday’s Obsession.

To: txroadkill
Here here!! Andrew Breitbart with his family

77
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:21:35 PM
by drewh
OH – MY – GAWD!
They had him STUFFED !!!!!
The horror…the horror…

To: workerbee

Akin winning big in MO with 1% of the vote in. You would think it would be closer if McKill was doing well

102
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:25:43 PM
by MNJohnnie
(Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
Heh.

To: GreenHornet
Dick Morris ✔ @DickMorrisTweet #election2012 Romney could win Fla by 5-8, enough for a natioal bg win

I’m hanging on to that.

109
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:28:16 PM
by AU72

To: AU72

Thanks for that news.Rove is sounding very optimistic now

Bwahaha

but I
didn’t catch if he was talking about Va. Anyone hear what State he was
discussing?

115
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:29:48 PM
by StarFan

To: LiveFreeOrDie2001

Thank God Rove is on, he is much less depressing than O’Reilly lol..

117
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:30:11 PM
by Outraged At FLA
I thought you guys hated his guts?

To: LiveFreeOrDie2001

Fox is making love to weighted exit polls, meanwhile Michael
Barone is in the back room crunching the real numbers and should be out
soon to bitch-slap the whole bunch.

122
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:30:45 PM
by AU72

To: AU72

Romney will be the winner tonight!

% votes:

R: 7.6 millions 52%
0: 6.8 , 47%

129
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:31:40 PM
by indpndtguy

To: AU72

Romney will be the winner tonight!

% votes:

R: 7.6 millions 52%
0: 6.8 , 47%

130
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:31:47 PM
by indpndtguy

To: markomalley

What about 7 of 10 GM vehicles being built outside the US. 15 manufacturing
plants in China. What about Obummer ditching Netanyahu on multiple occasions
and sneaking him in and out of the whitehouse in the cover of darkness, and
going to Vegas when his presence was requested by Bibi??????

560 posted on Monday, October 22, 2012 9:04:55 PM by Vanman

Just kildding about that last one.

To: indpndtguy

Rove is a smart dude when it comes to analyzing these polls. Looking good in FL, VA and Ohio.

138
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:33:35 PM
by NoobRep

To: D_Hawk

FL, VA and the OH trifecta will have Romney end up with 300+ EVs.

145
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:34:05 PM
by AU72

To: JeffAtlanta

They don’t want to admit that Romney is winning BIG…got to keep the DRAMA going so they keep viewers.

172
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:39:02 PM
by Jrabbit
Yeah, that’s it.

To: BuckeyeGOP

Rove has obviously seen the exit polls, and he has no reason to sunshine pump at this point.

He must really believe what he is saying. Looks like this isn’t over yet.

181
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:40:20 PM
by comebacknewt
(Newt (sigh) what could have been . . .)
I am so loving this…

To: D_Hawk
The news is really good! I’ve been watching the map on google – and it sure looks like this is shaping up for a strong win by Romney.

Now I’ve got to drive home from work… can’t wait to get there! LOL

Folks – this one’s in the bag – Obama is TOAST!

302
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:03:54 PM
by Ron C.

To: RoseofTexas

Daily Beast called MI for Obama. There goes my landslide prediction.

352
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:11:39 PM
by Homer_J_Simpson
(“Every nation has the government that it deserves.” – Joseph de Maistre (1753-1821))

To: kearnyirish2

Florida numbers trending Romney.Allen West just pulled ahead in his race.

369
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:14:38 PM
by BallandPowder
Of course he did,
And then the body blows start landing:

To: bluerose

WI went to obama

477
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:27:30 PM
by bluerose
(“Equal opportunity, not equal outcome” ~Paul Ryan)

To: Eva

0bama is projected to win Michigan.

479
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:27:44 PM
by Clint N. Suhks
(St.Peter:”Upon this rock, I will build my church” 0:”If you’ve got a church, you didn’t build that!”)

To: Yaelle

OMG! How could Barone and even Steve Forbes have called it for a Romney landslide! How!

481
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:28:01 PM
by BunnySlippers
(I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)

To: bluerose

Bloody hell, Demrat won senate seat in Ohio.

We’re so screwed.

504
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:30:52 PM
by Clint N. Suhks
(St.Peter:”Upon this rock, I will build my church” 0:”If you’ve got a church, you didn’t build that!”)

To: rwfromkansas

ET tu, Colorado??

Omg, think of Obama’s victory speech?! I never dared to imagine such a hell until now.

*%%}^%^%#!!!!!!

557
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:40:00 PM
by Yaelle

To: GeronL

Yes, and this is the last time I put ANY stock in what the usual
right-wing punditry has to say. Dick Morris needs to retire because he
apparently has no understanding anymore of the electorate or voting
patterns.Geez, this whole campaign has been wishes and dreams. This may
be the death knell for anything remotely representing traditional
values.

561
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:40:35 PM
by SoDak
(Obama..change you can step in.)
To: AU72
That’s great news coming in early and bodes well for VA. Can’t
believe the Norfolk/Newport News area would consider Obama after he
promised to gut the Navy!

A piece of good news in an otherwise
disturbing night. It’s hard to believe we’re seeing this, after having
entertained the idea that there would be a Romney landslide just
yesterday.

568
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:42:05 PM
by PapaBear3625
(political correctness is communist thought control, disguised as good manners)
To: RummyChick

there is LITERALLY ZERO CHANCE WE WIN OHIO THEN.

It is over.

A win is IMPOSSIBLE FOR US.

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

SO MUCH MORE PISSED OFF THEN EVEN 2008. I just want to lock myself in the bedroom for a week.

584
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:45:30 PM
by rwfromkansas
(“Carve your name on hearts, not marble.” – C.H. Spurgeon)

To: AU72; All

Thank you for letting me be a part of this really exciting journey.”

Portman is basically conceding Ohio now despite spinning BS about good early voting results etc.

We HAVE LOST OHIO. PERIOD AND THE ELECTION.

606
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:49:24 PM
by rwfromkansas
(“Carve your name on hearts, not marble.” – C.H. Spurgeon)

To: RummyChick

OMG..WARREN won over Brown…WTH????

607
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:49:25 PM
by RummyChick

To: GeronL

Mental note for all Freepers for the future, Morris is full to the brim with CRAP.

610
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:50:04 PM
by SoDak
(Obama..change you can step in.)
YaThink
.

To: RummyChick

Maybe God should smite this country and get it over with

612
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:50:20 PM
by GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
Go smite yourself.

To: yield 2 the right

The idiotic commens about rape and abortion by some of the republican senate candidates really hurt.

The republicans really need to do a better job vetting senate candidates.

627
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:52:15 PM
by JeffAtlanta
JawDrop
.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Second of all, keep your pity party to yourself. Cry in your own beer if you must, but buck fuck up

FIFY,

and bite your tongue.

Imagine all the Huff Post and DUers reading your posts and laughing so hard, their bellies hurt.

Do you REALLY want to give such satisfaction to your opponents?

I didn’t think so.

So everybody just pull your pants up, tuck your chin in, and keep
fighting. If not for yourself, for your children and grandchildren.

652
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 8:57:21 PM
by randita

To: alley cat

All the conservative talking heads have suddenly gone to ground.

735
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:11:23 PM
by LittleSpotBlog
What? No landslide?

To: All

Claire McCaskill just wiped out Todd Akin.

Today sucks.

769
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:16:50 PM
by Absolutely Nobama
(The Doomsday Clock is at 11:59:00…tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock…)

To: rainee

Sarah “it’s all about me” Palin babbling on Fox News now. Turned
it off. The progressive plan to destroy the nation is succeeding :(

807
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:21:53 PM
by TheStickman
Our Sarah is a progressive?
Nobody tells me anything!!
But, wait – there’s still hope!

To: Democrat_media

Rove on FOX speaking optimistically about the vote count in Ohio…

858
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:30:08 PM
by GVnana
See?

To: JeffAtlanta

The GOP is going to continue to do badly with women until it
finds a way to anwser the rape & pro-life questions in a less
boneheaded manner.


Wrong answer. The GOP is going to do badly until it develops courage, a fighting spirit, and conservative principles.

981
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:48:09 PM
by little jeremiah
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
Dumbass1

To: RKBA Democrat

It’s a blowout for Obama.

Blame the RNC again for serving up garbage to vote for. With what has
happened for the past 4 years and to not be able to unseat Obama was
almost impossible. Yet the RNC did it with amazing results. I despise
the RNC about 2 percentage points less that the RATS.

Positives:

No More Romney! Serial lying, fake, father of Obama care, cult worshiper = Gone

1,031
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:55:01 PM
by Afronaut
(It’s 1984)

YEAH!

To: All

Ohio just went to Obama.

1,187
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:16:59 PM
by JeffAtlanta
Shazam
.

To: Strategerist

ELECTION OVER…FOX CALLS OHIO FOR OBAMA!!!

1,204
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:18:33 PM
by JerseyDvl
(Cogito Ergo Doleo Soetoro, ABO and of course FUBO!)

To: GQuagmire

I WILL NEVER VOTE AGAIN

1,212
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:19:09 PM
by angelcindy
(“If you follow the crowd ,you get no further than the crowd!”)
Works for me.

To: Toespi
Ohio is obama

Next Steps? This..

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one
people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with
another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and
equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle
them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they
should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

1,231
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:20:57 PM
by Dissident1
How well did that work out for you bozos the last time you tried it?
AppomattoxCourthouse
Oh, yeah.

To: martiangohome

It appears to be the 51% not the 47%

1,234
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:21:13 PM
by Mad_as_heck
(The MSM – America’s (domestic) public enemy #1.)
Bwahaha

To: Strategerist

Why are you even here? Your purpose has been served. Your decade of trolling has paid its dividends. Go celebrate.

1,239
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:22:00 PM
by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard
(Some men just want to watch the world burn.)

To: WhistlingPastTheGraveyard

I certainly don’t have anything to celebrate.

And I’m a bit embarrassed I got suckered into 51% believing there might be systemic errors in the polls through optimism.

If by “Trolling” you mean trying to get people to not live in a
fantasy world, to think rationally about political strategy, well, I
guess I’m guilty.

I’ll leave you with this: After Carter, Mondale, and Dukakis all
lost, did the Democrats say…”GOSH, if we just ran a REAL LEFTIST that
was MORE LEFTIST than those guys that lost, we’ll win!”

Obviously they didn’t.

1,275
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:27:02 PM
by Strategerist
Ouchie.

To: rainee

NOW WHAT???????

FU Michael Barone, Dick Morris, Chris Christie, et al.

Well now that we have Mitt out of the way, so what will the GOP do? Is conservatism DEAD?

1,279
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:27:48 PM
by free-n-TX
Well, it’s definitely on life support.
Maybe we should leave it hooked up there, like poor Terri Schaivo, and charge admission to file past and gawp at it like dinosaur bones?

To: mylife

Rove still slightly hopeful.

1,306
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:32:42 PM
by publana
(Beware the olive branch extended by a Dem for it disguises a clenched fist.)

Rove not conceding Ohio?

1,307
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:32:43 PM
by Crimson Elephant

To: xzins

It’s not over. Ohio is down to a 900 vote difference. FOX may end up looking like fools.

If Rove is right, I swear I’ll never call him Tokyo Rove again…

1,324
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:33:46 PM
by PhiloBedo
(You gotta roll with the punches and get with what’s real.)
RoveBastard
.

To: beckysueb
I’m about to turn off Fox News for good.

Megyn Kelly looks drunk and giddy while proclaiming Obama the winner..

1,387
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:46:19 PM
by goron
(It’s better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.)

To: LiveFree99

Tokyo Rove trying to save his POS reputation is sickening.

1,389
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:46:53 PM
by Clint N. Suhks
(St.Peter:”Upon this rock, I will build my church” 0:”If you’ve got a church, you didn’t build that!”)
And very very very funny.

To: Irish Eyes

They are all fighting with Rove…want him to STFU. Megan is an annoying wretch

1,466
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 11:02:15 PM
by Jrabbit
Just now you’re noticing this?
Of course there’s a lot of “Fuck America, I’m going Galt” crapola (although they never say where they’re Going Galt to)

To: free-n-TX
Go Galt. Get layed off/fired without cause. Collect unemployment for almost 2 years. Why pay taxes?

Unemployment doesn’t pay shit.

1,472
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 11:03:32 PM
by Eaker
(Stripping Americans of their freedom and dignity and rubbing their noses in it is a very bad idea.)
BanHimRomney
.

To: SoCalConstitutionalist

two serious questions:
1) where on the planet can we move?

I hear Somalia is nice this time of the year.

Is there a country with good health
care, a sound economy, and not in danger of being overrun by lazy
immigrants, muslims, or China? How’s Australia?

Nope – has Medicare.

2) What currency should I convert my dollars into so I don’t lose my savings when hyperinflation comes?

1,505
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 11:09:04 PM
by pie_eater
Quatloos. Definitely quatloos.
Or these:
BushCoin
.

To: HiTech RedNeck

While in the depths of my disgust I forgot about the opportunity
that obama will have to stack the scotus with more filthy libs…

Bummer in a night full of bummers.

1,571
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 11:26:46 PM
by Marshall 4×12
(Remind me which country this is?)
To: yield 2 the right

I AM IN SHOCK RIGHT NOW, JUST TYPING WHAT COMES TO MY FINGERS AND SOMETIMES WITH MY BRAIN.

1,585
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 11:31:16 PM
by yield 2 the right
(2012, the election year that stinks!)
Isn’t that how you guys do everything?
Oh, and you addressed that to yourself. Put the bottle down.

To: pnz1

Romney is about to concede on FOX.

That ends it.

1,664
posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 11:59:15 PM
by mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: Windcatcher
The best way to go Galt is to stop spending

Who the
freaking hell is going to buy my family food? Who is going to pay my
house payment? Who is going to finish paying for my kids college?

just let your wealth build and sit on it.

Where the hell is this wealth coming from? If I’m not spending money I’m not buying gas so I can’t get to work?

1,674
posted on
by Eaker
(Stripping Americans of their freedom and dignity and rubbing their noses in it is a very bad idea.)
Details, details…

To: Old Sarge; BIGLOOK

Im done, guys. Nothing left but bitter tears here…

Maybe tomorrow.

1,677
posted on Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:03:53 AM
by LUV W
(All my heroes wear camos!)
(Courtesy of Jude, who showed it to me first – it’s since gone viral):
Tears
.

To: Jane Long
LOL…you sound just like my hubby. He is pizzed at Ann!!

Ann is one of the main reasons Romney was foisted upon us. She wants Fat boy Chrisy on the menu for 2016.

Well NO F#CKING MORE!!!!!!

1,711
posted on Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:17:49 AM
by RedMonqey
(America: It was a good run. Last conservative, Please turn off the lights…)

To: tcrlaf

Where’s my free shit?

1,722
posted on Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:22:28 AM
by dfwgator
You’re soaking in it.

To: GQuagmire

1,746
posted on Wednesday, November 07, 2012 12:34:28 AM
by Mat_Helm
I couldn’t agree more.
On Monday -The Recriminations!
See ya then.

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16 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Great White Fail edition – Vol 1

  1. PGE says:

    Thanks, Tommy! I thought I was going to have to wait for Monday for you to bring on the sweet, sweet wingnut tears. I just can’t get enough of this.

  2. adrastos says:

    Another classic, Mon frere.

  3. azportsider says:

    Thank you for this, Tommy! Got my RDA of schadenfreude now, along with the promise of more to come on Monday. Life is sweet!

  4. Jay in Oregon says:

    That bottle of GOP tears has been around since 2008, at least. But never has it been as appropriate as this week.
    And I’m tired of these assholes threatening to go Galt;just fucking do it already. If nothing else, you’ll create job openings for non-batshit crazy people.

  5. Greywolf says:

    Thanks for a bit of fun before Monday. I also recommend this:http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/41164_Hilariously_Crazed_Wingnut_Rant_of_the_Day
    The Freeper melt down is my guilty pleasure.

  6. Danny P says:

    My official micro-manger Jesús alarm clock woke me two weeks early so I could vote and then sleep all fucking election day. As I sat up till 3 am I tipped a brewski or two watching the reptilian tears run down the sad, sad faces of team loser. Score one for dirty Hippie Jesús.

  7. Kevin says:

    That was like watching a man light an exploding cigar in real time. Thanks, Tommy!

  8. Tommy T says:

    The wonderful thing about this one:
    (see the “body blows” segment of the thread)
    It started at 8:30 and was over before 9:30.
    Exploding cigar in real time, indeed.
    They hardly had time to realize their destruction.
    Tommy

  9. Dee Loralei says:

    Thanks Tommy T! You deserve a case of those wingnut tears all your own for doing this every week!

  10. MapleStreet says:

    Hilarious.
    I’ve got to wonder if there isn’t a serious side to all the repub bluster. For weeks they’ve been screaming about how they were going to have a landslide. Obviously they’re trying to create their own reality (if they can make the rest of the folks think they will have a landslide, it is possible to gain votes and actually use this to get a landslide).
    This time, it blew up in their face (to the point that they believed their own BS and got caught off guard).
    Now I’m hearing the news gurus screaming about the impending financial cliff. Of course, over-attention to the matter in cries of terror lead to lower stock market values as people anticipate a decrease. The cries of terror also put pressure on Obama to give in.
    In short, are they still trying to play the same tactics?
    And if Bush II’s 0.000001% lead in the election got him “substantial political capital” – why don’t they admit the same for Obama?

  11. monkeyfister says:

    Well-done, Tommy. Read Frum’s new eBook– “Why Romney Lost.” The Teabaggers and the Conservative “Media” Puke-Funnelers are going to HATE it!!!!http://www.amazon.com/Why-Romney-Lost-ebook/dp/B00A3EOVKS/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352573761&sr=1-1&keywords=david+frum+why+romney+lost
    He goes there, and names names. Still Frum, but this is well worth the $3.99.

  12. merciless says:

    Tommy, I was hoping you’d find too much fun stuff to wait until Monday. Many, many thanks!

  13. MapleStreet says:

    @Monkeyfister, Of course I am amazed that Frum is able to put together an analysis so fast. Kind of makes me think the $3.99 is his labor at minimum wage to write it.
    But then I see the amazon blurb including “David Frum urges a Republican party that is culturally modern, economically inclusive, and environmentally responsible”
    Uh, wouldn’t that mean they become liberals if not outright dems??
    Cheers !

  14. Jay in Oregon says:

    MapleStreet:
    And if Bush II’s 0.000001% lead in the election got him “substantial political capital” – why don’t they admit the same for Obama?
    Especially since the difference in votes for Obama/Romney was greater than for Bush/Kerry; 3,202,521 to 3,012,166.
    Given that fewer people voted this year than in 2004, that makes it a wider margin as well.
    The reason is that Obama is a Democrat, and can therefore never be considered a reasonable representative of the American people. Democratic administrations are exceptions to the normal way of things…

  15. Kibitzer 2006 says:

    OK, fess up now. Is there anyone, anyone who actually believed Tommy when he said he was taking a week off?

    To: CalvaryJohn
    “… an astounding lack of Obama voters.”
    Obama voters wake up around noon. [November 06, 2012 5:50:40 AM by Enosh (†)]

    That’s because we’re smarter than the average bear.

    They don’t want to admit that Romney is winning BIG…got to keep the DRAMA going so they keep viewers. [November 06, 2012 7:39:02 PM by Jrabbit]

    It appears they’re still at it, propping up Obama. But I understand Karl Rove knows about a secret trove of absentee ballots that will break the count wide open. Save those Intrade shares along with your graybacks.

    Imagine all the Huff Post and DUers reading your posts and laughing so hard, their bellies hurt.
    Do you REALLY want to give such satisfaction to your opponents? [November 06, 2012 8:57:21 PM by randita]

    Ein shanda fur die goyim.
    –Kibitzer

  16. Tommy T says:

    “Save those Intrade shares along with your graybacks.”
    -Kibitzer
    First of all a big fuck you to Mitch Romney who lost his shit like a bitch even though my cousin Gandalf – and don’t even say shit because I have heard it so many times I will fuck you up if you start with that on me again – convinced me to invest a bunch of money on Mitch Romney on this stupid web page called Intrade. He was like “oh no way dude he has got this you got to unskew that shit and you see the truth” and I am big into truth seeking ever since I learned Ice Hand the lost wendigo martial art from the spirits of past wendigos who appeared to me when I tried smoking one of those pucks that turns your toilet water blue so anyway I did what Gandalf said and invested a ton of money on Intrade and guess what???? Mitch Romney lost. And Gandalf isn’t anywhere around, last I saw he checked in on Facebook was at the peach pit, the strip club that’s outdoors at a gravel pit during the off season.
    It wouldn’t be a big deal to me because it wasn’t my money, but that’s just the problem. It was the Zetas money and now they are after me. Those stupid motherfuckers gave me 18,000 dollars to buy Of Montreal which is what they call Quebec LSD which comes as acid-soaked jigsaw puzzles of dogs and babies and so to cover up that I spent all their LSD money losing it to mitch romneys stupid ass I soaked some puzzles in cream soda and gasoline and I guess I made one of the zetas go blind. So now I got my head on a swivel watching out for the Alpha Omega Zetas to drive up on me in their pickups and drag me off to do some hazing type shit at U of A like blindfold me and make me eat a dog’s dook-knot or put my hand in spaghetti or something. I’m too busy to deal with that shit.
    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/election-spring-break.php

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