‘We’ve Even Incorporated It Into Our Lovemaking’

HOWLING:

What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone… this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day’s banana slices. It’s one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old “I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?” and of course, “You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!” These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That’s when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we’ve even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!

Via Nancy N. on Facebook.

A.

8 thoughts on “‘We’ve Even Incorporated It Into Our Lovemaking’

  1. dapaPa says:

    I feel like I need a non-filtered cigarette after that.

  2. mapleStreet says:

    Where do you get the kitchen space to keep all the devices of such a narrow niche?
    You’ll need several to be able to fit all the different sized and shaped bananas.

  3. pansypoo says:

    knives are hard.
    i solved my banana slicing issues by not eating bananas.

  4. darrelplant says:

    Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

  5. bill says:

    Banana slicer plus lovemaking? Sounds painful.

  6. Elspeth Ravenwind says:

    Unitasker…no way is that joining my kitchen crap! But the reviews are pure snark gold! :)

  7. OkieBlue says:

    The reviews are off the charts. They all look like they were written by professional comedy writers. I had to quit reading I was laughing so hard.

  8. Greywolf says:

    Those reviews are just as much fun as the ones for the Bic “pen for her.” Thanks for the laughs.

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