Posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 12:24:21 PM by parksstp
Thread for discussion of tonight’s VA Gov Elecitons Result. Is this too early?
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 12:24:21 PM
It’s never too early for popcorn.
“Is this too early?”
Nah, they’ll call it for McCauliflower pretty soon.Watch for speeding cars flying from precint to precinct with unmarked boxes.
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 12:27:41 PM
(…Let It Burn…)
The polls have only been open for a couple of hours, but obviously it’s never too early to scream “election fraud”.
I visited the four polling places in Waynesboro twice this morning.
Looking for the elusive voter fraud, no doubt. They finally called the cops on him for stalking.
Turnout looked steady and strong for an off-year election. Those who were voting, seemed to be Republicans and Conservatives — well-groomed and cheerful people.
Because, of course, only “conservatives” are cheerful, albeit in a hateful, ragegasm-fueled fashion. And does “well-groomed” mean they were wearing American Apparel shirts, skinny jeans, and hats?
If so, you just mistook hipsters for Republicans. And can you just imagine if those scowling, unkempt, beads-and-flowers-wearing hippies had shown up? Horrors!
I was encouraged.
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 12:46:24 PM
by Oak Grove
yes…the polls are still open. It’s too early for this defeatist crap.
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 12:47:24 PM
Oh, it’s never too early for defeatist crap. Especially if you’re about to be defeated. In fact, you might want to get started on 2016 right away. Oh – that reminds me – did you hear that Christie won?
OK – time for some Election Day insight into the dynamics of voter turnout!
WalMart should just offer a 52″ LED TV for 500 bucks, the you’d see a stampede of black faces out of the polling lines.“Chantelle yuz see, theyz offa a TV for 500, let’s blow this joint, gona git me sum”
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 2:39:25 PM
OK – that’s enough insight.
The ship sinks, with all hands bailing, right below the link to the proven election fraud.
I hope these clowns didn’t embarrass themselves at the polling places…
To: RKBA Democrat
Voted at 7:00. When asked for id I handed them my gun permit.
They panicked. Two observers, probably from the UN, raised out of their
seats and started texting or tweeting or something.
They were probably calling 911.
They asked if i had a
dl. I said no.
They asked if I had photo id. I said no.
Have you changed your name recently? If so, oops! Also, were you well-groomed and cheerful? And I can’t imagine why officials in a public place would get excited about an ideologue with a gun showing up there.
They told me to
see the election chief who took one look at my ccw and said it was
perfectly valid. He said he was getting one for himself. My wife, who is
a lib, was giving me the look so I decided to have a little fun.
I imagine that this is all the fun you’re going to get for the next couple of weeks.
loudly stated the situation and finished with some lines about being
denied the right to vote and the dems and voter i.d. I got an earful in
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 3:22:04 PM
You’re lucky you didn’t end up on the ground handcuffed, with a couple thousand volts tickling your gear (not that you’ll be needing it for the next few weeks, anyway)
Well, enough of the polling place reports, back to the numbers!
Let’s jump forward to around 8:20 PM…
Lets hope dem ballots got dropped in a puddle! GO COOCH!!!
“30% of the residents of Fairfax County are foreign born. We are being overrun with legal immigrants, who vote two to one Dem.”
We have a winner! 20 years ago Annandale was an upper middle class suburb. Now it looks like the UN.
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 8:33:30 PM
So now it looks like it’s populated by Diplomats in limousines?
Sounds like gentrification to me.
Something I find really amusing is the disbelief by Freeperati that it takes longer to count votes in heavily-populated areas than rural ones.
No, really. One Freeper with the handle “civilwarbrewing” (you can’t make this shit up) opined that the Dems were waiting to see how many real votes came in from red counties so they would know how many Dem votes to fabricate. He smells a rat!
I’m not kidding.
One Freeper tries to talk some sense into him:
A rat? Alright, people from the great state of Virginia-we need
to get something straight. Let’s say you have a jar of 200 blue marbles
and 1 red marbles, and I have a jar of 1000 blue marbles and 1200 red
marbles…and we start counting at the same time. If we count at the
same time, when you are finished counting, the total amount will be 290
blue and 111 red marbles. But at the end of the night, blue loses…and
you look like you lost your marbles. I’m a conservative-don’t shoot the
messenger, just educate yourselves!
If they ever threw the kitchen sink into a general
it should have ben(sic) behind Ken.
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 8:39:02 PM
They’re pacing themselves.
Not to be the wet blanket here, but there is no point even trying to
spin this (how close it was etc) as a positive thing in any way.
how much damage Obama has done, what a disaster Obamacare is, all the
scandals, all the exposed lies. This is an off year with low turnout,
both of which are supposed to favor our side. Yet we still lose.
obamacare rollout alone should have made this an easy win for us. But
we lost. This tells me that there really are that many hardcore, diehard
Marxists in this country who cannot be prevailed upon to even consider
an iota of common sense, and who despise freedom and America.
If, even after all this, we still cannot win, it bodes very ill for ’14, ’16 and beyond (if there is a beyond at all, that is.)
Goll-Damn. Its nearly enough to make me cut short my study of your species and return to my home planet.
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 8:41:20 PM
by Wyrd bið ful aræd
(Gone Galt, 11/07/12—-No king but Christ! Don’t tread on me!)
Don’t you mean “G-d damn”?
I know the “thou shalt not mention the Holy Name” thing dates back to pre-Christianity, but most of the civilized world seems to have gotten over it.
And what exactly is the big fucking deal?
Don’t say the Magic Word out loud, or the omnicient. all-seeing creator will suddenly have His attention that was already on you drawn to you, and punish you for using His name?
Good thing you didn’t say “Voldemort”.
BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 8:43:59 PM
I just had the floor scrubbed.
Of course, hope springs infernal:
This election is the high water mark of the socialist
cloward-piven attempted coup. It really starts falling apart for them
now. Mark my words. Even though this looks bad tonite they are finished.
posted on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 8:44:06 PM
(I won’t be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
This is obviously good news for John McCain.
I’m outta here. Jude, about your “Today In History” Facebook posts…
And if anyone sees Kibitzer, tell his AWOL ass I want to see him in my office YESTERDAY!