Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – I hate TBogg edition

Screw you, TBogg!

I can’t call this week’s Obsession the “Dick Dynasty edition”, and it’s ALL YOUR FAULT!!

Whew. I feel better now. Might as well pry the lid off the drum of bubbling duck-stupid.

‘Duck Dynasty’ Star Phil Robertson Fired Following Anti-Gay Remarks
Variety ^ | Dec. 18, 2013 | AJ Marechal

Posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎6‎:‎47‎:‎00‎ ‎PM by Blue Turtle

“Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson has been fired from the reality program following his controversial remarks in GQ magazine regarding homosexuality.

A+E Networks, parent company of A&E, has released the following statement to Variety:

“We are extremely disappointed to have read Phil Robertson’s comments in GQ, which are based on his own personal beliefs and are not reflected in the series Duck Dynasty. His personal views in no way reflect those of A+E Networks, who have always been strong supporters and champions of the LGBT community.”

1 posted on ‎12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎6‎:‎47‎:‎00‎ ‎PM by Blue Turtle

Atrios asked me (on Facebook) if the Freeperati were “freeping out” over this. My reply:

“And I was going to take a break. This always happens.”

To: Blue Turtle
Are you kidding me?

The left is really asking for it.

2 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎6‎:‎48‎:‎15‎ ‎PM by skeeter
Ah – “the left”. That monolithic entity that actually controls all competing media corporations.
Do these guys ever listen to what’s coming out of their mouths?

To: Blue Turtle

I hope his entire family simple (sic) says they will not do the show without him.Let them CHOKE on that!

FreudOnVacation

Left wing fascism at its worst.

15 posted on ‎12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎6‎:‎51‎:‎52‎ ‎PM by Viennacon (Right vs. Left… is Right vs. Wrong!)
As opposed to, say, right-wing fascism? Click here for Reich Central Office for the Combating of Homosexuality and Abortion and their take on this threat to the Fatherland!

To: Blue Turtle

so they prefer an anus?

16 posted on ‎12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎6‎:‎52‎:‎01‎ ‎PM by dontreadthis
It isn’t always about you.

To: Blue Turtle

Well I guess all A&E programs are off the play list.

18 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎6‎:‎52‎:‎47‎ ‎PM by defconw (Cibco’s my spouse)
How will you ever live without your daily “Storage Wars” fix? Oh, tragedy!

To: Blue Turtle

Thin-skinned Gaystapo strikes again.

28 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎6‎:‎55‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
Ernst Rohlm to the pink courtesy phone, please.
.
GayNazis
Now, now, freepers – isn’t this a time to reflect on prejudice and the damage it does?
Isn’t this a clue to indulge in a little self-examination of your homophobia, hate speech, and gay-bashing?

To: All
33 posted on ‎12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎6‎:‎55‎:‎52‎ ‎PM by TomServo
Perhaps not.

To: Blue Turtle
Shut ‘er down and move to another network.

Or start your own like Glenn Beck did.

43 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎6‎:‎58‎:‎45‎ ‎PM by E. Pluribus Unum (Who knew that one day professional wrestling would be less fake than professional journalism?)
Of course! What a brilliant marketing move that would be. Why, Beck has almost 300,000 subscribers left!
AppealSelective

To: Blue Turtle

The anus-lovers of A&E have spoken.

51 posted on ‎12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎00‎:‎32‎ ‎PM by E. Pluribus Unum (Who knew that one day professional wrestling would be less fake than professional journalism?)
Hey – I can’t help it if nobody loves your ass.
OK – enough of this! Let’s see some Freeper retribution.

To: Salamander

If you’re REALLY outraged, cancel your cable. Yeah…that’s happening. That is why the left has conservatives on the run…all talk, no action.

57 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎01‎:‎34‎ ‎PM by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark…www.siameserescue.org.)

To: who knows what evil?
If you’re REALLY outraged, cancel your cable. Yeah…that’s happening. That is why the left has conservatives on the run…all talk, no action.

You’re on the internet, right?

Who provides most internet connections? Cable companies.

We’re screwed either way.

112 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎16‎:‎16‎ ‎PM by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Governor Sarah Heath Palin for President of the United States in 2016)
Heh – he said “screwed”.

To: Responsibility2nd

The trouble is, the only way a cable-only network can crash and burn is if the reaction is so strong is that folks cancel the whole cable bundle that includes it to drop the channel. Of course, this should accelerate the decision of folks to “cut the cable”, but I’m not sure that can hurt Hearst’s and Disney’s bottom line enough to harm the A&E brand in the estimation of its owners.

150 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎26‎:‎06‎ ‎PM by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know
Details, details.You guys need an action plan to demonstrate to A&E that you are right and they are wrong!

To: Blue Turtle
AE wants to be the pro-Anus Enterer channel I gather.
149 posted on ‎12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎25‎:‎47‎ ‎PM by ConservativeStatement (“World Peace 1.20.09.”)
That’s not really what I meant.
More Sigmund Freud troll-bait after the homosexualist jump.

To: Blue Turtle

Free speech for me but not for thee!

152 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎26‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Bushbacker1 (Molon Labe! (Oathkeeper))
You know, I keep seeing the “free speech” and “first amendment” argument being thrown up by these yahoos.
Let me give you morons a free clue.
It’s not “free speech”.
It’s “stupid shit you do that makes your employer look bad”.
Want to rail in public about the Homosexualist Agenda, the Eternal Jew, or the dangers of T-bone-eating strapping black bucks? Go stand on a street corner and pontificate to your heart’s desire.
When you sign a contract, there’s a morals clause. It’s there to allow YOUR EMPLOYER to cut you loose if you gay-bash, get caught with a 13-year old girl, or are revealed as having a prostitute/adult diaper fetish.
VitterDiaper
OK – bad example.
If you worked at a non-entertainment business, and screamed “You’re a faggot” at everyone who drove up, your employer would want to have a very short talk with you about your free speech rights.
Got it?

To: dragonblustar
A&E prefers the anus.

…so does that make them the Anus & Enema network??? Eeeewww…

157 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎27‎:‎27‎ ‎PM by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark…www.siameserescue.org.)
Frightenkitty

To: BunnySlippers

Don’t know about baby clothes, but I have a Si air freshner in my car right now. Do I now own a collector’s item?

160 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎28‎:‎09‎ ‎PM by 444Flyer (How long O LORD?)
That depends on the car. If it’s a 1931 Bugatti Royale Kellner Coupe, yes.
Otherwise, no.

To: who knows what evil?

Let’s keep it real … Anus and Ejaculate.

172 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎30‎:‎41‎ ‎PM by ez (Muslims do not play well with others.)
You know, if this is just the stuff that bubbles up and boils off from their collective Id, I’m actually a little afraid of what lurks in the depths.

To: Blue Turtle

Dear A & E,

Suck my… well, you know.

186 posted on ‎12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎34‎:‎57‎ ‎PM by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 – RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
Oh, yes – we know.
(this joker’s going to get caught trying to buy sex from men at the truck stop and have to call his wife to bond him out. Just sayin’.)

To: Lazamataz

Be careful. They’ll just think you’re flirting.

189 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎35‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by tnlibertarian (Beat Lamar! And, if that doesn’t work, let’s defeat him in the primary.)
He’s not?

To: who knows what evil?

I have no cable or satellite, I grew tired of every sitcom, TV drama etc featuring gay people, or other crap. They’re not getting my cash.

191 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎36‎:‎09‎ ‎PM by Bulwyf

To: who knows what evil?

I believe “throwing out the baby with the bath water” applies.

Sorry.

I’m not prone to rash histrionics.

Nobody wins battles that way.

192 posted on ‎12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎36‎:‎11‎ ‎PM by Salamander (Hey, Jack the Ripper, won’t you come on over… hook me up to the power lines of your love…)
Ban-Watch_It

To: IamConservative

Phil answers to the ultimate HIGHER POWER . forget A & E. . With his stand for his belief in Christ Jesus and his testimonies and good will, Phil will have some crowns to lay down at the foot of Jesus. That really is what life is all about. . . witnessing to others so that they will have eternal life in heaven.

May he and his family continue to stand up for their beliefs! Our country is going down fast . . .God will not be mocked!

194 posted on ‎12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎36‎:‎33‎ ‎PM by Maudeen (Proverbs 3:5-6)
JesusDumbass

To: skeeter
Are you kidding me?

The left is really asking for it.

The problem is the left has been receiving what they ask for.The sad truth is that Phil would not be penalized for saying what he did if his show was carried on lets say a Russian TV network, but he is here in the land of freedom. Scary stuff indeed.

207 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎40‎:‎43‎ ‎PM by Timedrifter
Ironymeter

To: Salamander; All
The hits just keep coming:

Sochi Winter Olympics: US to send openly gay athletes as part of delegation

234 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎49‎:‎35‎ ‎PM by Errant
Horrors!! Just imagine the embarrassment of sending Jesse Owens Billie Jean King over to tweak the nose of a repressive regime!
You know what? Fuck Godwin. Sometimes a Nazi is just a Nazi.
WhatWouldHitlerDo

To: Salamander

You know what they might need… an ex-gay to join them. That will blow the liberals’ fuses.

239 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎51‎:‎48‎ ‎PM by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
I hear John Paulik is available.
And the Post Of The Thread!!

To: Blue Turtle

You either agree with these Nazi’s or you are gone.

IRONY OVERLOAD!!!

Just like Paula Dean.

There are two things that are untouchable in this country, Negroes and Queers.

242 posted on 12‎/‎18‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎52‎:‎35‎ ‎PM by Venturer (Half Staff the Flag of the US for Terrorists.)
How about queer negroes?
RubyRhodBzzz
All you need now is to have a queer negro woman, and you’ve hit the trifecta!
Oh – and I almost forgot the punchline.
These redneck.camo-wearing, backwoods-talking, Z.Z. Top wannabes?
Here’s a pic of them after they got rich, and before they started dressing up like hicks for the cameras:
DickDynastyGolfers
Hey fellahs – mind if I play through?
Love your shorts, BTW.
Take care, guys and gals!

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6 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – I hate TBogg edition

  1. mark1147 says:

    Tommy, your forays into the toxins of Freeperdom are always superbly reported, but the visuals you chose this week were above and beyond the call.
    That last one especially — so that’s what drunken frat boys grow up to be!
    Thanks so much for this weekly dose of snark’n’sanity you put together. Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season and a great year ahead!

  2. Tommy T says:

    Thanks, Mark – I’ve been wondering if anyone is even reading any more.
    I see the page hits, but comments are what keep me doing this.
    Tommy

  3. iceblue2 says:

    It’s hard to think of anything to say. The incredibly ignorant comments they make boggle the mind, making commenting on the series a bit difficult, but we do appreciate your courage.
    Have a great holiday!

  4. Dee Loralei says:

    Thanks Tommy T, for going into the bowels of Freeperville for us so conscientiously. Have a Happy Merry Christmas

  5. maplestreet says:

    Just a heads up for coming attractions. For some reason CNN had 2 examples of wing-nuttery this week.
    Just today, they had the near traditional story that NORAD is on the lookout for Santa. They included pictures of fighter jets scrambling. (So far, kind of in line with past years). But then they had an interview with some brass from NORAD where the guy in camo was saying that they were in the air to intercept Santa so they could protect him from the Grinch and all the other bad guys. (I can just hear him adding terrorists and Al Kayh-dah). Now do you want your munchkins to loose sleep that Al Q is gonna hijack Santa????)
    About a week ago they actually had a newscaster in a tirade about how a school was active in the war on Christmas. (I can only hope she really wondered how she got stuck with this story.) Played what appeared to be a Jr. High Assembly with choir singing Silent Night. Only instead of “round yon virgin, mother and child” they sand “Glory Streams from Heaven above. Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia” and CNN cut the video there – finding it on YouTube they ended sleep in heavenly peace x2).
    Uh, does CNN not know that there are multiple verses to Silent Night????

  6. KMac says:

    You know, I read “Sadly, No”, and something they say there is “IT’S ALWAYS PROJECTION”. For a buncha conservatives, Freepers are really obsessed about the BUTTECKS, and the word ‘Anus’…
    Don’t threaten the Duck, Tommy. These columns are some of the best parts of my week!

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