Iraq Again Forever and Ever

The night the Iraq War broke out I was drunk at a bowling alley. 

The paper I was working for had set up its coverage plan, because we'd all known this was going to happen if not exactly when, and we'd been working on it for approximately 12 hours a day for a week. Everybody had their assignments, everybody had the places they were supposed to be and the people they were supposed to call all lined up, and all we could do … was … wait. 

Our boss called a friend of his in AP who said it wasn't going to be that nigtht, but maybe the next morning. The waiting and planning and worrying and watching TV 24 hours a day was making us all buggy so we decided to go across the street to the bowling alley bar where we hung out after elections and big stories.

This was an old-school place, where you could still smoke and there was only one TV and there was a pool table, and the jukebox had a lot of Journey. The bartender had a blonde beehive wig and a voice like the inside of a whiskey barrel, and she'd keep the register open late on nights she knew we'd be there because no matter how poor reporters are, there is always money for beer. 

We ordered a bunch of pitchers, put our phones and pagers on the table, and proceeded to get pretty plastered pretty quickly. There was a show on, at the time, called Are You Hot? and we watched that for a while. People talked about wars they'd covered. People talked about sleeping with each other. Nobody thought it was going to be that night. Then all our pagers and phones started going off at once.

My assigment was to talk to a WWII vet about what he thought about all this, and as I recall (can't find the story online now) first he said something to the effect of at least now the politicians will shut up. But second, he said, he hoped it didn't come to house-to-house fighting in the cities and towns. 

This guy had been shot at by snipers. If that kind of thing happens, he said, things will get very bad, very quickly. 

Nobody could have predicted, of course. Except anybody who'd been in that kind of situation, including a nonagenarian watching the war on TV while talking to a half-lit reporter on the phone. 

I thought of that night when I heard this had happened: 

(Reuters) – U.S. President Barack Obama said on Thursday he has authorized air strikes against Islamist militants in Iraq to protect American personnel and launched humanitarian assistance to prevent a genocide of members of a religious minority who have fled their homes.

[snip]

Obama said any U.S. operations would be limited, and pledged not to allow the United States to be dragged into another war in Iraq.

"Even as we support Iraqis as they take the fight to these terrorists, American combat troops will not be returning to fight in Iraq," he said. "The only lasting solution is reconciliation among Iraqi communities and stronger Iraqi security forces."

None of which was promoted during the near-decade we have already spent bombing the shit out of that country. What exactly do we think we're salvaging, here? 

A. 

3 thoughts on “Iraq Again Forever and Ever

  1. MichaelF says:

    And weren’t we assured it would be all over no later than the fall of 2003? (attending a forum on the war in February or early March that year, with pro and anti panels, some moron during the Q and A argued we needed to invade immediately so his friends in the army wouldn’t get stuck there in the summer heat)…weren’t we also assured it would all be paid for with Iraqi oil money? And then there was Shrub’s victory prance, bring ‘em on, last throes, nope, no weapons here…and no mushroom cloud or reconstituted nukes, either.
    The fact that Dick Cheney still waddles upon this earth should be more than sufficient proof that god, if she exists, is strictly hands off…or, I don’t know, maybe really angry at us…

  2. June Butler says:

    The Kurds and Kurdistan maybe? They are our best friends in the Middle East and remained so even after we betrayed them when we encouraged them to revolt against Saddam and subsequently refused them help. The Kurds seem like the sanest and most compassionate group in Iraq at the moment, and if they want a measure of autonomy in their territory, I’d like to see them have it.
    They’ve taken in Christian refugees who were driven from Mosul by brutal ISIS and now are accepting Yazidi refugees from Sinjar, where ISIS has taken over by brute force.
    We are ethically bound to send humanitarian aid to the Kurds and to provide help to the Yazidis trapped on the mountain. I’m against violence and very much against the US policy of supplying arms to the world, and I’m not certain of the consequences of the military support Obama announced last night, but I’m willing to consider the possibility that they might help the Kurds retain Kurdistan. Not decided, but thinking, thinking…

  3. BlackSheep0ne says:

    agreed, June.

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