I think my favorite piece of irony ever is the Hummer in the dealership near my office, which is painted a rippling red, white and blue.

In that spirit, I offer some poetry from the excellent FUH2.com, to wit:

For 3 or more: the carpool lane

Fuck you and your H2!

But what if you have half a brain?

Fuck you and your H2!

You solo drive each day to work

That’s why your friends all joke and smirk

Come Humm on THIS, you fucking jerk!

Fuck you and your H2!