Spinning the Zell

I’m actually quite surprised the GOP went ahead and did this. It opens up a question I don’t think they’re prepared to answer. I mean (*puts on her best sympathetic voice*) why couldn’t they find someone in their own party willing to nominate Miserable Failure for another term?

Nobody wanted the spot, huh? Just like that Senate seat in Illinois, right? Sucks to be you these days, guys.