This Just In: Athenae is a Punk-Ass Chump

From Holden:

With a Monday deadline for the Bush campaign to decide in which of three debates he will participate looming they still have not agreed to debate Kerry in a town hall format.

Athenae has 5,000 pennies saved up from her paper route that she’s willing to wager on Bush entering such a debate. I say she’s dreaming.

We’ll find out Monday who is right.