The Roof Is On Fire

Instead of shamelessly swiping this diary wholesale, I think I’ll just link to it. It’s the biggest list of online polls to vote in tonight I’ve ever seen.

Remember, kids, the freepers will be out in force tonight. So when you go to the online polls, carry a flashlight, check any candy you’re given for razor blades or arsenic, and if you talk to strangers, write down their names so you can do background checks later.

Be safe. Trick or treating is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

A.