At this point, I will take all the signs of hope and happiness I can get. If a butterfly flaps its wings in Japan and it gives us a hundred more votes in Ohio, I’m over there feeding the butterfly whatever butterflies eat and telling that little bitch to flap harder, dammit.
So while this prediction model may be a load of crap, I still say the final score of Green Bay 28, Washington 14 warms my political heart as surely as it does my cheese head.
Al Harris for Secretary of Football.
A.