Don’t Let the Door Hit You on The Ass as You Leave

From Holden:

The White House is now short one ineffective Commerce Secretary and one ineffective Attorney General. Don Evans’ legacy: the largest trade deficit in U.S. history.

Asscroft described his legacy in his letter of resignation:

The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.

Yeah, good thing we don’t have to worry about crime or terrorism anymore. Thanks, Johnnie.