From Holden:

So I took four days off and went to the beach. No internets, no newspaper, no teevee news. Nice.

While there my wife, still mourning the stupidity of 59 million of her fellow American’s asked, “Was it the gay marriage thing? Did we lose because of that? Maybe the democrats should support civil unions but not gay marriage itself.”

My answer to that was simple. Klingon weddings. Yes, Klingon weddings. How can a society that allows Klingon weddings ban gay marriage? It can’t

The 14th Amendment won’t allow it.