They Send Letters

The General writes to Mark Belling’s boss:

Since I don’t live in Milwaukee, I’ll have to wait until Mark subs for Rush again to hear him preach the gospel of diversity. I can’t wait. You see, I’ve always been a little afraid to use racial slurs in public. Our politically correct society considers it to be in bad taste. I’m hoping that after a few hours of hearing Mark, I’ll feel more comfortable talking about the “nigger problem” the next time Sen. Lott holds a town meeting.