Man Says Fish Stick Bears Face of Jesus.

KINGSTON, Ontario – An eastern Ontario man is hoping to make a bit of money by auctioning a fish stick he says looks like Jesus.

Fred Whan, who has kept the fish stick in his freezer since burning it at dinner a year ago, decided Tuesday that it was time to thaw it out so he could sell it on eBay.

A Florida woman recently sold a decade-old grilled cheese sandwich with the toasty visage of what’s purported to be the Virgin Mary for $28,000, according to the eBay Web site.

Via New MexiKen.

What I love is that the dude froze it. What, did he pull it out at parties? Does that work to get chicks these days, “Wanna come see my Jesus-faced fish stick?”

Look, I understand that these are dark times and we are all looking for signs of hope, even in the frozen food aisle. But I fail to see the cachet in actually owning the seafood/religious artifact. Wouldn’t it be better off in a museum of some kind? Or in the Vatican, where it can be vetted by religious experts who can then dedicate a parish to Our Lady of The Processed Scrod?

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