Out of Curiosity

Shorter everyone on the whole Kos/Zephyr/Dean/Williams/WSJ kerfluffle:

“So what you’re saying is that the third story on the news tonight was that someone I didn’t know thirteen years ago when I wasn’t president participated in a demonstration in which no laws were broken in opposition to something so many people were against, it doesn’t exist anymore? Out of curiosity, what was the fourth story?”

–Andrew Shepherd, The American President