Stand Up For Ken and Jeff

From Holden:

I, “Holden Caulfield”, wish to be the first to state clearly that I support the right of former U.S. Marine/former truck painter/former (?) prostitute/former Talon News White House correspondent Jim “J.D.” “Jeff Gannon” Guckert and former White House Political Director/former Bush-Cheney ’04 Campaign Manager/Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman to enter in the holy bonds of matrimony if they so choose.

Go for it, guys! I support you 100%.