From Holden:

After reading a CIA briefing entitled, “Bin Laden Determined to Attack inside the U.S.”, president George W. Bush cuts short his month-long vacation and races back…”

No, that’s not right.

Mere seconds after being told by an aide that the United States was under attack, George Bush rushes out of a Florida classroom…

Uh, no, that won’t work either.

Within hours of reports of the massive tsunami reaching the vacationing president in Crawford he departed for Washington in order to oversee a massive aid effort…

Damn, I just can’t come up with a good one today.