From Holden:
Let’s see, back on March 3rd Chimpy bragged he would visit 60 cities in 60 days to promote the destruction of Social Security to the masses. So, how’s he doin’?
He’s been to:*
Totaling it up, the Chimpster has visited only 16 cities in 27 days, a rate of 0.59 cities per day. In order to meet his goal of 60 cities in 60 days he’s going to have to step it up, almost doubling his rate to 1.33 cities per day to hit the remaining 44 cities in 33 days. I’m betting he won’t make it.
What do you think, Johnny?
Holden, stop fucking up my song!
*I’m only counting those cities he’s visited on the Baboon-a-palooza tour since his March 3 boast. This list is not in chronological order. You want anal retentiive, go visit Wonkette.