The Lump Is Back

From Holden:

Your president, today.

I’m a lucky man that Laura said, “yes,” when I asked her to marry me. She is a great mom, a fabulous wife. She’s doing a wonderful job as our First Lady. She is a tireless advocate for children in our country. She is a teacher. And you learn a thing or two when you marry a teacher. You learn to behave yourself. Most of the time. (Laughter.)

Gee, I wonder what he was referring to there?