Don’t Ask the White House

From Holden:

Abu Al Gonzales was the host of today’s Ask the White House in an attempt to defend the PATRIOT Act. The electronic gatekeepers at the White House only allowed two critical questions through, but my favorites were those of our less-enlightened bretheren.

Today’s winner is Tristan from Carsonville, Michigan:

TRISTAN, from CARSONVILLE MI writes:

MR ATTORNEY GENERAL I THINK THE PATRIOT ACT IS GOOD LEGISLATION AND IS NEEDED AND COULD YOU TELL ME HOWS MUCH IS THE PATRIOT ACT BEING FUNDED IN THE NEXT BUDGET

THANKS

TRISTAN

It’s the round scissors only for Tristan, I’m afraid.

Brian from Erlanger, Kentucky, wins Miss Congeniality.

Brian, from Erlanger, KY writes:

I was wondering what you have to say to the critics of the patriot act, who think that it is illeagle, or unconstitutional. Thank You

Hope your bird recovers, Brian.