So an anonymous commenter points me to a site that I can see is labeled “thetoilet.com,” and says it contains video/audio of George Bush, Gary Busey and some ferrets, and clearly this is the point where any sane person would turn back, but no, I not only click, I laugh, I e-mail it to Mr. Athenae, Mr. Athenae’s Mom, our friend Paul and pretty much everyone else we know, I post it here so that you fine people can revel in the joy. Isn’t the Internet just the best thing ever?

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