The Covered Tit in the Foyer Comes Standard

Or, Department of It’s Hard To Think of a Worse Name For a Housing Development Right Now:

A decorated model is open at Ashcroft in Oswego, a Wiseman-Hughes Enterprises development of 209 single-family houses priced from $259,900 to $360,900.

The 3,903-square-foot Willow model has five bedrooms, 3 1/2 baths, a den, standard three-car garage and four seasons room off the breakfast area.

The design is modeled with an upgraded “super master suite” (measuring 43 feet 3 inches by 16 feet 9 inches) that spans the rear half of the second floor.

There is a sitting area in the bedroom, and a bath with a raised whirlpool tub, dual sinks, a two-sided fireplace (available in either the bedroom or bath area), a doorless shower with seat and multiple-head showers, and a separate commode.

The homeowners’ covenants specify no Calico cats are allowed.