The Bush Brigade!

From Holden:

I’m thinking the Bush kids could form their own platoon, or at least a crack squad. There certainly are plenty of them in the right age group, check it out:

Of course there’s Jenna…

She looks ready.

There’s NotJenna…

Yeah, she lied about her name and age on this ID but I hear the Army has lowered its standards, I’m sure they would take her.

What about Neil’s boy Pierce Bush…

(shown hear with Poppy and Marvin Bush), Pierce voted for his uncle in 2004 so despite his looks he’s old enough to defend freedom and democracy and shit.

What about Lauren Bush…

I mean – supermodeling is important, but so is sewin’ the seeds of liberty among the heathen.

Don’t forget George Pee…

What, he can’t fight with those skinny arms?

As for George Pee’s sister Noelle, well…

Did I mention that the Army has lowered its standards?

Marvin’s daughter Marshall Bush…

( center) is a freshman at Elan and I bet she’s smart enough to learn how to drive a Hum-vee.

Coming attraction:

Ashley Bush (seen with sister Lauren, mother Sharon and father Neil) should be close to the right age during the last year of Chimpy’s term.

Sign them up!