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Hello, Republicans. My name is Howard Dean. Today I’ll be eating your dinner, having your mom for dessert, cleaning out your bank account and running off with your baby sister in the family car. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll take your faithful dog, too.

“Most people in this country would like to see the abortion rate go down. That includes Democrats and Republicans. The difference between the parties is that we believe a woman makes that decision about her health care — and they believe Tom Delay makes it.”

Sweet mercy, he’s good.