Do Not Attempt To Adjust The Blog

You may notice the site being slow as hell this evening. It’s because Mr. Athenae and I will be cleaning out our sizeable store of porno comment spam in preparation for moving our entire operation over to a set of servers not run by hamsters.

Yes, we’re upgrading to chinchillas. BIG chinchillas. More on that in the coming weeks.

For now, just know we love you, and we’re removing all references of bondage torture, animal husbandry and free Viagra to prove it..

Oh, and here’s a chinchilla picture.

Try to crash a server run by one of THOSE. We dare you.