Hysterical Laugh Line of The Day

The Poor Man quotes a guy who claims to have:

not only the most notoriously brutal fighting school in the Twin Cities but the only one to ever sweep all the first-places in a major tournament, from gold to black.

WOW. The toughest dojo in the whole damn Twin Cities.

It reminds me of those signs I see on the freeway heading up to the old homestead: Fleischmann’s – Wisconsin’s Favorite Vodka.

In what universe is either of those things an inducement to purchase? Somebody tell me, before I dent the wall with my head.

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