Department of the Most Beautiful Baby in the World

Bush Didn’t Mislead on War, Adviser Says

Is it me, or are members of this administration starting to sound like parents insisting that their child is the brightest, smartest kid in the class, even as said kid puts a bucket on his head and runs repeatedly into the wall?

It’s not that I don’t appreciate the abstract value of familial loyalty and all, but if I tell you my grandma’s apple pie is the best ever, it’s not exactly fair to treat that the same as getting the information from the Zagat guide.

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