If you’re like me, you were heartbroken yesterday when Bill O’Reilly’s “enemies” list came out and you weren’t on it. (Unless you were. Hi, Keith! Call me!) But we at First Draft hate it when you’re unhappy, so we’ve come up with a solution.

It’s called Put Us On Your List, Bill!

Go over there, comment on the site, and tell Bill why you should be on his official enemies list. And remember, have a happy, happy holiday!

A.