My Latest Guilty Pleasure

Bash.org.

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Because some days a quote from an IRC chat in which a teenage boy gets the window in which he’s chatting with his grandma and the window in which he’s cybersexing with his girlfriend mixed up is just what you need.

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