All Memes Go To Heaven

Via NYMary, who I will get for this later:

Seven Things To Do Before I Die

1. See Jerusalem.

2. Finish my next book.

3. Make peace with the people I hate.

4. Finish a bike race.

5. Have a child … maybe.

6. Go skydiving.

7. Get a tattoo.

Seven Things I Cannot Do

1. Sing.

2. Sit still.

3. Be late.

4. Let it go, already.

5. Break up with someone.

6. Swim.

7. Drive stick.

Seven Things That Attract Me to…Blogging

1. Getting to argue all the time.

2. Meeting smart people.

3. Being read by more than six people.

4. Always having someone to complain to.

5. Flirting. Politically.

6. Talking about Battlestar Galactica.

7. Having an excuse to take pictures of the ferrets.

Seven Things I Say Most Often

1. “What, squirrel nut?”

2. “Have you seen my glasses?”

3. “What an asshole.”

4. “Put that down.”

5. “Can I ask you to do me a favor?”

6. “Did I forget to tell you … “

7. “Dude.”

Seven Books That I Love

1. Winter’s Tale, Mark Helprin

2. Trinity, Leon Uris

3. Shoeless Joe, W.P. Kinsella

4. Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

5. The Sparrow, Mary Doria Russell

6. One Goal, John Powers & Arthur Kaminsky

7. The Once and Future King, T.H. White

Seven Movies That I Watch Over and Over Again

1. Mystery, Alaska

2. Miracle

3. The Girl in the Caf

4. Live from Baghdad

5. The Paper

6. Little Women (Winona Ryder’s version)

7. The Master Blackmailer (TV, I’m cheating a little)

Seven People I Want To Join In Too

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