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From Holden:

Chimpy dragged his tired old ass in front of the American Legion today:

Secondly, I’ve set a clear doctrine: America makes no distinction between the terrorists and the countries that harbor them. If you harbor a terrorist, you’re just as guilty as the terrorists, and you’re an enemy of the United States of America.

Later, he was heard to add, “Except if you are the United Arab Emirates.”

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