Sexy Democrat: Russ Reading Rainbow

Russ tells Congress a bedtime story, set a long time ago in a land far, far away, about a group of men who decided that, fear be damned, they’d be governed by their strengths and not their weaknesses.

And lo, Congress did ask Russ, where was this land, who were these men?

And Russ replied, “This land was called America, and these men sat where you are sitting now, you worthless bunch of bedwetting WATBs.”