‘That’th a cock, hey-o!’

All right, this is just silly. But we need some silly this week. Ladies and gentlemen and all you other people, I present to you the saga of The Venom Cock.

A venom cock, they’re called. I’d heard the words grunted respectfully among pottery clan man. I’d also heard the words mentioned by women wearing a carefully blank expresssion cultivated to hide opinion. Understand, women do not rever the venom cock as men do. They see it for what it is: an uncontrolable reaction to an impending event, and a slightly foolish reaction at that.

ENTIRELY non-worksafe. As if the title wasn’t a dead giveaway.