What follows is a list of the senders of penis, prescription and investment spam mails I’ve gotten in the past week.
I don’t know who’s tasked with thinking these up, but whoever you are, I WANT YOUR JOB.
Volleyballs Q. Lusitania
Saucer H. Sleeplessness
Styled Q. Harking
Malformations T. Carom
Deadlocks L. Meretricious
Outlets J. Tangos
Midmost C. Underlines
Vermin K. Fattest
Princeton U. Ambitiousness
Fleetingly I. Groaning
Defecation M. Apostasy
Yiddish P. Veronese
Scimitar S. Tailors
Legalism J. Rumbling
Troops S. Pelt
It has gotten to the point where I look forward to the spam just to see what they’ll come up with next.
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