‘The bitch ain’t dead’ is not a defense

I love craigslist.

Just to clear things up, the following are NOT defenses to criminal charges:

“I thought the cop was a prostitute.”

“That crank was bunk, anyway.”

“I just put my junk a little bit of the way in.”

“I just dropped my truck off in the desert for 15 minutes. By the time I came back, someone must have accidently loaded 250 kilos in it.”

“I didn’t know that Kara_AZ_13 was really Dectective Uhall of the Tucson Police Department.

“But it was my first time.”