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From Holden:

Nothing opens the doors of opportunity like a degree from Yale.

Sources say Barbara Bush, 24, recently applied for a position at the Cooper-Hewitt National Design Museum on Fifth Avenue after spotting a job listing on the Web site. Neither the first lady’s press secretary, Susan Whitson, nor Cooper-Hewitt returned calls, but a check of Craigslist shows the museum was advertising at least one spot earlier this month – a sales associate gig in its gift shop.