Today on Holden’s Obsession with [Yesterday’s] Gaggle

From Holden:

Today’s obsession brings us Dana Peroxide in a one-act play I call Oversight.

Q What’s the outlook for today up at Kennebunkport?

MS. PERINO: Outlook for today? I don’t have anything else except for him arriving. If there is anything that is added to the schedule that would be a pool event, then that gets paged out and you all will know.

Q Why is it taking him so long to get to Walker’s Point? I mean, that’s, like, two-and-a-half hours.

MS. PERINO: The President does have a meeting today with families of the fallen, at the airport. I forgot to mention it, I’m sorry. Thanks, Josh.

Q Will you have any more readout on the families, who the soldiers were?

MS. PERINO: — not have any further detail on that. So probably not today.

Q Do you know how many?

MS. PERINO: I don’t know —

MR. DECKARD: It’s five families — I’ll double-check.

MS. PERINO: It’s five, plus or minus one. But at least five, I believe.

God, I hate that little euphemism, “Families of the Fallen”. I guess “Families of the Victims of Chimpy’s Vanity War” is just too long for Dana.