Suicide Hotline? This is the Florida Republican Party calling. I feel so depressed lately…
So how bad do the Republicans have it this year? Well, one astute reader noted that, in about a half-dozen counties, the first two Republican names voters will see on their ballots are Foley’s, preceded by Katherine Harris.
But when the Diebold machines report that the Republican Juggernauts sweep the country (including massive wins by both Foley and DeLay), will anyone notice? Or care? Or will everyone who thinks differently already be in the Gulag, awaiting their turn to be tortured?
—Aaaargh
Dear God, that’s funny. Good eye, Holden.