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Your President Speaks!

Chimpy was inSaint Louis today blathering on about renewable energy and, despite the best efforts of the Secret Service, he was actually heckled.

THE PRESIDENT: Oh, I’m sure there are some people out there saying, well, you know, he’s just dreaming. Well, I’m just listening to the dreamers who happen to be good, smart, capable people who know what they’re talking about —

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Out of Iraq now! Out of Iraq now! Soldiers are not renewables!

THE PRESIDENT: Since 2003, my administration has made hydrogen and fuel-cell technology a priority — (audience interruption) — and we will continue to research to make sure America is less dependent on foreign sources of oil.

So much for the bubble, now on with the show.

It’s Like Totally Awesome

You know, I — gasoline prices are down, and that’s good news. Yes. I think everybody in America ought to be applauding. It’s like — if you’re driving a truck for a living, it helps you.

No Shit?

We live in a global world.

I Dare You To Combine Gasoline And An Electric Battery

You all know what hybrids are, it’s a combination of gas and — gasoline and electric battery that gets the driver a lot more miles per gallon.

Ever The Bully

I was down in Alabama — I’m going to tell you an interesting story when I was down there the other day. But I talked to a fellow from Auburn, he’s a Ph.D. — just reminded me the difference between a Ph.D. and a C student; the C student is the President, and the Ph.D. is the advisor.

Next Time Use Your Mouth

I have seen biodiesel poured into a new truck, and watched that truck crank right up, and realize it emitted no emissions. I know, because I put a handkerchief over the stack.

Not Gotta Lotta Brain

Secondly, on coal, we got a lot of coal. We got 250 years of coal. That’s a lot…

Visionary

Some day, some — the 56th President will be standing up here saying, I appreciate the fact that there was some pioneers back in America in those days; I can’t spent too much time because I’ve got to go get my limousine filled up by hydrogen — (laughter) — but I appreciate the fact that the solar panels are working so you can see me.

9 thoughts on “Your President Speaks!”

  1. oh,jeebus. that goes up at corrente. nice summation, frilly boy. fuck, he is a morAn.

  2. To quote a NOLA 9th Warder in Spike Lee’s documentary…
    Bush gives C students the world over a bad name.

  3. Every time I read or hear somebody say gas prices are down, I find myself yelling back “Gas prices are NOT ‘down’! They’re just not as far UP as they used to be!!”
    At election time in 2004, gas prices averaged $2.01 per gallon. In November 2002, it was $1.45. (In 2000, it was $1.55.)

  4. How many times has he made that stupid-@ss “C-Student, president” gag? Someone should do a count.
    Furthermore, if it isn’t a prime example of an ego run wild, I’m not sure what is.
    Sigh.

  5. “Yes. I think everybody in America ought to be applauding. ”
    He’s getting testy that he isn’t receiving his usual adoration from the mindless sheeple. People are really getting pissed (more than about damn time). Now, with David Kuo’s book about the faith based initiatives and how truly contemptuous they are of their evangelical base, I see even worse times ahead for the Chimperor.

  6. “… just reminded me the difference between a Ph.D. and a C student; the C student is the President, and the Ph.D. is the advisor. ”
    Way to inspire young minds to higher learning, asswipe! Isn’t education supposed to be your “thing”?! I think your “thing” is probably in your hand, wanker!!@#

  7. “Some day, some — the 56th President will be standing up here saying, I appreciate the fact that there was some pioneers back in America in those days; I can’t spent too much time because I’ve got to go get my limousine filled up by hydrogen — (laughter) — but I appreciate the fact that the solar panels are working so you can see me. ”
    Oh, my sweet Flying Spaghetti Monster! Every time I think he can’t get any worse, he does! How the hell is that always possible!? He really sees himself as a pioneer, a trail-blazer?! He will be in the history books, to be sure, but they won’t portray him as a hero. WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!!!!

  8. Oh, and Holden, thanks for going through the whole Presser for us so we don’t have to. I think I would have a stroke if I had to read or listen to (oh, especially listen to) all of it. You provide a wonderful service.

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