Eat your heart out, Justice League:
I give you a mere sampling of America’s mighty progressive champions.
Sir Al Gore – all-powerful guardian of the planet
Sir John Edwards – tireless champion of the poor and disadvantaged
Sir Byron Dorgan – relentless protector of the middle-class
Sir Russ Feingold – diligent defender of the constitution
Sir Henry Waxman – ace eliminator of governmental waste and fraud
Sir John Conyers – eagle-eyed enforcer of all things judiciary
But a few card-carrying members of our illustrious blue team ready, willing and able to right this wavering ship of state.
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