…my other children have failed. Only THIS child will learn the ways of the force and follow me to Alderaan!
KID: …wh-a-a-a?
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Whatever.
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He’s gonna pay off the debt my wonderful hubby built
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why’d my mommy stick me in this mannequin’s lap?
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Why do they always let the stoned society ladies hold us babies?
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Cylon skin job Laura Bush holds human child Casey Fox.
“This child represents all human children in America who will be bankrupted, marginalized or destroyed by my husband’s policies. If only she knew. BWAHAHAHAHAH!”, laughed the skin job.
Critics of the First Skin Job said, “Frak her and her husband too. FRAK ‘EM ALL!”
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Hey, where’s the on switch?
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Yeah, right. I wasn’t born yesterday you know.
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HeeHee…you guys always crack me up
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Good god, what is this thing?
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.. poses with the cloned, female spawn of Dick Cheney.
Have a good look at that baby’s face… that lop-sided excuse for a smile…
–mf
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Yeah right, it will be over soon.
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Robots smell funny
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No, mommy!! I wanted Batman, not the Joker!!!!
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eew, she smells like an ashtray.
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She looks like Mama after she takes all those pills and drinks the nasty stuff from the bottle.
Seriously: why does Laura Bush always look totally, and I mean *totally* stoned?
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“Mommmmm! She isn’t Hillary! Mommmmm!”
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Damn, that kid won The Lottery, didn’t she?
Laura’s so glad it wasn’t her boy George.
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Baby:”alright already take the damn picture this bitch is killin me”
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Child in overalls: “They really need to change her nappy…”
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“She drools more than me”
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“Actually..no..I havent had lunch yet and this little toe head will taste just fine..thank you!!!”
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Um… ‘cos she is?
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I’ve been thinking all night and can’t get just the right phrase. Something that captures the kid’s look that just screams, “Hey, get a load of this idjut.”
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You can’t pick your parents (or their friends) so I guess I’ve got about 16 more years of this Republican bullshit but what’s a kid gonna do.
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The other white meat
…my other children have failed. Only THIS child will learn the ways of the force and follow me to Alderaan!
KID: …wh-a-a-a?
Whatever.
He’s gonna pay off the debt my wonderful hubby built
why’d my mommy stick me in this mannequin’s lap?
Why do they always let the stoned society ladies hold us babies?
Cylon skin job Laura Bush holds human child Casey Fox.
“This child represents all human children in America who will be bankrupted, marginalized or destroyed by my husband’s policies. If only she knew. BWAHAHAHAHAH!”, laughed the skin job.
Critics of the First Skin Job said, “Frak her and her husband too. FRAK ‘EM ALL!”
Hey, where’s the on switch?
Yeah, right. I wasn’t born yesterday you know.
HeeHee…you guys always crack me up
Good god, what is this thing?
.. poses with the cloned, female spawn of Dick Cheney.
Have a good look at that baby’s face… that lop-sided excuse for a smile…
–mf
Yeah right, it will be over soon.
Robots smell funny
No, mommy!! I wanted Batman, not the Joker!!!!
eew, she smells like an ashtray.
She looks like Mama after she takes all those pills and drinks the nasty stuff from the bottle.
Seriously: why does Laura Bush always look totally, and I mean *totally* stoned?
“Mommmmm! She isn’t Hillary! Mommmmm!”
Damn, that kid won The Lottery, didn’t she?
Laura’s so glad it wasn’t her boy George.
Baby:”alright already take the damn picture this bitch is killin me”
Child in overalls: “They really need to change her nappy…”
“She drools more than me”
“Actually..no..I havent had lunch yet and this little toe head will taste just fine..thank you!!!”
Um… ‘cos she is?
I’ve been thinking all night and can’t get just the right phrase. Something that captures the kid’s look that just screams, “Hey, get a load of this idjut.”
You can’t pick your parents (or their friends) so I guess I’ve got about 16 more years of this Republican bullshit but what’s a kid gonna do.