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Dear James Carville

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jim. Jimbo. Buddy. Pal.

I’ll keep this short and sweet.


This man is responsible for giving your president his first term.


This man is responsible for his second.


So if you’d do us all a favor, take your hand off your junk and back away from the bong, we’d all really appreciate it.

God, I loved you in The War Room. What’s happened to you, man?


A.

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