WASHINGTON – President Bush has accepted the resignation of U.N. Ambassador John Bolton when his recess appointment expires.
He has a bright future ahead of him as a spokesmodel for Just for Men Mustache and Beard Brush In Color Gel if he would only seize the opportunity.
uh oh, Pammie’s head is gonna ‘splode cuz her widdle mustache man is toast…
Cmon John, smile for a change. And press your shirt.
What a gift that we won’t have to see his scowling picture spalshed everywhere. I suppose the frown is frozen on his face by now.
Maybe he can try a new hair salon now that he’s out of the public eye.
He has a bright future ahead of him as a spokesmodel for Just for Men Mustache and Beard Brush In Color Gel if he would only seize the opportunity.
Erm…would you want that haircut advertising your grooming product?