Your President Speaks!

Chimpy welcomed the Stanley Cup Champion Carolina Hurricanes to the White House today.

Get A Room!

You know, I’m not sure what is prettier, the Stanley Cup, or Mike Commodore’s hair. A little disappointed you got a haircut.

Here’s Mike Commodore.

Time for a Put-Down

And Congressman Howard Coble. What’s that hat say? That’s a championship hat?

CONGRESSMAN KOBLE: Championship hat.

THE PRESIDENT: Fine looking lid, isn’t it? I thought you might be wearing that to cover up your bald head. Yes. Now you know what I’m talking about.

He Checked

The cup — this may be hard for you to believe — but it has been to a lot of bars. In case you’re wondering, it holds 14 cans of beer.

2 thoughts on “Your President Speaks!

  1. Elspeth says:

    “Lid”!?!? The chimp used the term “lid”!?!?! What, did his ‘hep words’-toilet paper feature that term today?
    And I bet he wishes dollars to donuts that that Cup DID have 14 beers in it and he had a straw or a moment alone w/it.
    And, “Now you know what I’m talking about.”????? WTF is THAT? Of course he knew dumb@ss – you just asked him about the freaking “lid”…Jeebus on a crack ho! I wouldn’t trust him to sweep the street and yet he is (in title only) running this country???? (yeah, running it into the ground)
    *runs screaming from the room* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!”
    Elspeth

  2. anonymous says:

    At least, a bald head with brains beats a bushy head that’s empty.

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