Your President Speaks!

Today, in São Paulo, Brazil.

And before Your President! begins I must point out that the offical White House transcript of Chimpy’s joint appearance with Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva identifies the President of Brazil as “PRESIDENT LULU”. [Update: They fixed it. I should “have got” a screengrab.]

Return of the Has Gots

And now we’re at a plant that’s actually manufacturing alternative fuels on an economic basis that has got the capacity to change our respective countries in the world.

Why The United States Shoud Import Biofuels From Brazil

In other words, dependency upon energy from somewhere else means that you’re dependent upon the decisions from somewhere else.

The Global War On Plurals

And therefore, diversification away from oil product is in the economic interests of our respective countries.

Son Of The Global War On Plurals

In other words, you’ll be able to use regular refinery as a result of the technological developments that you’ve got here.

Our Cars Are Too Slow

A lot of people wonder whether or not it makes sense to develop an alternative-fuel infrastructure if the automobile doesn’t stay up with it.

Only Unjust People Know

Well, most people in America don’t know that there are millions of flex-fuel vehicles on our street today. Just people don’t know it.

What We Have Now Got

In other words, we have now got the capacity to manufacture automobiles in a way that meets the demands for ethanol.

Alternative Source Of Energy Industry Not Scary

So my fellow citizens shouldn’t fear the development of an alternative source of energy industry because the consumer has got the capacity to buy an automobile that will meet those new productions.

More Has Gots

And I believe that Brazil and the United States has got the capacity to help lead the way toward that better day.

Drain Bamage

And one reason we’re optimistic is because we see the bright and real potential for our citizens being able to use alternative sources of energy that will promote the common good.

5 thoughts on “Your President Speaks!

  1. Padre Mickey says:

    Do you think that perhaps the presnit gots a brain tumor?

  2. Um, Tony…
    “Regarding your ill informed piece about Doug Feith in the Chicago…”
    I have never written anything for any Chicago paper. You want Ms. Athenae.
    “…members of both al Qaeda and Saddam’s Baath party have no admitted the two sides worked together pre invasion.”
    That is correct, they have no admitted.
    “So much the no links arguments of those who don’t have a clue…”
    You’re talking about President CHimpy McNonuts, right? Because he has no clue and he has admitted that there were no links between Al Qaeda and Saddam’s Iraq.

  3. Tlazolteotl says:

    I finally figured it out – he’s talking CorporateSpeak. Never say in 6 words what you can say in 25, especially if you can sound more like a Dilbert cartoon.

  4. Tony Blake says:

    Regarding your ill informed piece about Doug Feith in the Chicago newspaper you should know that over a hundred fugitive AND detainee members of both al Qaeda and Saddam’s Baath party have no admitted the two sides worked together pre invasion.
    So much the no links arguments of those who don’t have a clue what they are talking about. Details of the links are documented at http://www.regimeofterror.com but then again you’ve already decided they aren’t possible so I don’t expect you to bother going there.

  5. ellroon says:

    Meanwhile, Brazilian translators are breaking out in a sweat trying to make sense of nonsense…

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