If it’s Saturday, it must be Uruguay
This Joke Killed In Abu Ghraib. No, Literally — We Killed People There.
One place we have common ground is the respect for human rights and human dignity, respect for rule of law; we welcome a free press — most of the time. (Laughter.) No, all the time.
Quotas Was Not Fair
He felt like the quotas on certain items, such as cows and sheep, was not fair, and I told him I would absolutely consider requests he made.
I Wonder How Many Blueberries Will Fit In My Left Nostril
You thought I was teasing about blueberries, but I wasn’t. It turns out Uruguay produces a fantastic blueberry. And the fundamental question is, will that blueberry — will the blueberry grower be able to sell product into the United States?
My Cat’s Breath Smells Like Cat Food
I shared with the President about our strategies as to advance the Doha Round.
A Question For The Chimp
Q Thank you, Mr. President and Mr. President. For President Bush, Hugo Chavez suggested that you are afraid to mention his name. So, are you? And how much of a threat is he to the United States’ interests in the hemisphere?
The Answer: 371 Words, None Of Them “Hugo” Or “Chavez”
If It’s Sunday, it must be Bogotá, Colombia.
Cannot Be Tolerated In YourSociety
You cannot tolerate in a society the ability of people to take innocent life to achieve political objectives.
Paging Scooter Libby
I support a plan that says that there be an independent judiciary analyzing every charge brought forth, and when someone is found guilty, there’s punishment. That’s the kind of plan I support.
Scooter Libby, Please Pick Up The White Courtesy Phone
In other words, there’s no political favorites when it comes to justice, that if someone is guilty, they will pay a penalty.
The Kind Of Justice This Government Will Do
Listen, this country has come through some very difficult times. And the best way to heal wounds is for people to see fair, independent justice being delivered, and I believe that’s the kind of justice this government will do.
Families Should Have A Say In Kindappings
It’s amazing, isn’t it, that we live in a society where you’ve got part of your country where people just kidnap somebody who is hear [sic] trying to help, without any regard to whether or not — how their family feels.
Actions Are Hard To Say
Words are easy to say in politics in the international diplomacy.
Ward, I Think You Are Being Too Hard On The Beaver
I thought the conference — well, first of all, I thought the conference got people in the neighborhood to say positive things about the young democracy.
Only Part Of The Success
Part of the success in Iraq is going to be whether or not this government has got the confidence necessary to make hard decisions.