Last Throws

Chimpy chickens outon throwing out the first pitch.

Throws about as well as he governs.

Today is Washington’s 65th Opening Day since 1910, when William H. Taft gave us a tradition: the ceremonial first pitch by the president. Taft threw the inaugural one for the Senators that year. In the local club’s 63 home openers since, a dozen presidents have done the honors 45 times, from front-row seats or from the mound, making them 46 for 64 overall (.719). Pretty reliable.

President Bush kept up the tradition in 2005, celebrating baseball’s return to the nation’s capital after a 33-season absence. But he missed last year’s home opener — and he’ll miss today’s, too, when the Nationals host the Florida Marlins at 1:05 p.m. Except for when the world was at war, only two other presidents, Woodrow Wilson and Richard M. Nixon, missed Opening Day ceremonies two years in a row. And Wilson had suffered a stroke.

What gives?

“Oh, yes, he was invited,” said Bush spokeswoman Emily Lawrimore. She said the president, an avid baseball fan and former part owner of the Texas Rangers, would love to be there. But “it’s not possible with his schedule. He’s got various meetings during the day, a meeting earlier in the morning. . . . It just wasn’t going to work out.”

With Bush’s approval ratings stuck below 40 percent in recent polls, Lawrimore was asked whether the president feared he’d get booed. “No,” she replied. “Certainly not.”

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Long ago, though, when baseball held a singular grip on America’s imagination, a president’s decision to skip Opening Day was cause for headlines. Usually, a personal tragedy or historic crisis or calamity was to blame, though not always. President Dwight D. Eisenhower wanted to skip the 1953 home opener to play golf, and he took a beating for it in the newspapers.

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Last Opening Day, while Vice President Cheney filled in on the RFK mound (and heard some boos), Bush was in the Midwest, talking with senior citizens about Medicare’s prescription drug benefit. His meetings today are in the White House. As for Cheney, his office said he’ll be in Alabama this afternoon, speaking at a reception for a Republican senator.

5 thoughts on “Last Throws

  1. He throws like a girl.

  2. Sean says:

    The Post piece is remarkably naked excuse-making. The Decider isn’t coming to the game because, well, baseball just isn’t as popular as it used to be – not because he’d be roundly jeered.
    I dunno; over 4 million people saw a game at Yankee Stadium last year.
    I rather think that the Smirking Chimp would be lustily booed on the mound tonight, and that’s why he isn’t there.

  3. pansypoo says:

    I RESENT THAT! i can throw a fucking ball. he throws like a SPAZ(oops, did i insult another group?).
    maybe he is thinking about that 0 curse again. bout time somebody took a shot at the turd. only 2 years left to bring on armageddon!

  4. WitchWay11 says:

    Sean, did you read the full article? Skip to the last page, at the very least, where the piece compares Nixon’s failure to make the first pitch to Bush’s current day excuse. The author gets in the jab.

  5. CatStaff says:

    My father, who played minor league baseball in his youth, and was an All-Navy fast-pitch softball pitcher, would have smacked me in the back of the head if he had seen me throwing like this, female or no.

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