It has been pointed out to me by everybody on the face of the planet (and I thank you all) that Rudy Giuliani is an anti-ferret asshole:
“There’s something deranged about you. The excessive concern you have for ferrets is something you should examine with a therapist. There is something really really sad about you. You need help. This excessive concern with little weasels is a sickness … you are devoting your life to weasels.”
And yeah, it’s funny, because it’s about furballs who steal your keys and only one of your shoes, JOE and hide them under the couch, but it’s also, you know, what a condescending douchebag. Not that we didn’t know this. What difference does it make to Rudy if the dude loves his ferrets? He tells that guy to get a life, but honestly, he spends the entire next segment giving him psychological counseling about his ferret fixation. Let it go. If it bothers you that much, dickhead, get a screener and don’t let your angry callers through.
Anyway, the world was full of ferret-related dumbassery while I was gone:
San Diego-based Ferrets Anonymous commissioned the Field Poll to gauge public opinion on critters, but found that only 38 percent of those queried support legalizing ferrets, while 43 percent support gay marriage, according to the San Jose Mercury News.
Because gay people are just like animals, in a way. Aaaaaack.
Plus, what about GAY FERRETS? Won’t anyone think of them? They think of you … naked.