…Unless he’s riding with him.
From Julie Mason at theHouston Chronicle (viaFroomkin)
Another Sunday and President Bush skipped church. We can’t remember
the last time he went. He never used to miss church — and we know,
because we get Sunday pool duty all the time and have to get up in the
dark and go with him.
9/23 pool report: The president of America eschewed church on this fine Sunday and instead went for a bike ride in Virginia…9/30 pool report: The evangelical president did not go to church today, but he did go on a bike ride…10/7 pool report: (Bush gave a speech at the National Fire Academy)10/14 pool report: (Bush was on his Crawford ranch)10/21 pool report: Pool reported this morning and headed straight for biking, no church…10/28 pool report: No church, and uneventful bike ride at Fort Belvoir, Va.
Jesus walks, he doesn’t ride. At least that’s what Kanye West says.
Well, I suppose that when you get direct communications from Jesus, you don’t need to mix with hoi polloi.
Jesus is GWB’s co-pilot, but only when he’s on a Segway.
The results speak for themselves.
He hasn’t been skipping services.
He’s been going to the First Church of Jack Daniel’s.
georgie thinks he is beyong jeebus now.
Hey, he’s not up for re-election.
and he is closer to no attention anymore!
He attends Our Lady of Velocipedes now.